深呼吸 从头开始 Take a deep breath and start at the beginning.
告诉他们 我们的第一次相遇 Tell them how we first met.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
是亚历克斯·斯图尔特吗 Alex Stewart?
告诉他们 Tell them that
自从那时起 我们分享彼此的梦… ever since we shared our dreams...
是的 是的 - Yeah! - Yeah!
我昨晚做了一个梦 I had a dream last night.
…亚历克斯甚至是个奇怪的人 ...even Alex's weirdest ones.
你知道划艇吗 You know a rowing boat?
你知道艇上有小圈圈使桨固定吗 That little curvy bit the oar sits in?
这就是所谓的桨锁 - 什麽 - It's called a rollock, by the way. - A what?
桨锁 念"bollock" 用"R"开头 Rollock, like "bollock" with an "R."
那是我 我是那个 That was me. I was that thing.
不 让它变成我们的小秘密吧 No. Keep that as our secret.
罗西 罗西 是时候了 Rosie? Rosie, it's time.
告诉他们这是 Tell them that this is,
这一定是… that this has to be...
全体 Everybody!
…这是在我人生中 最快乐的一天 ...one of the happiest days of my life.
请吧 Please!
对于那些我还没有机会打招呼的 For those I haven't had the chance to say hi to properly,
我是罗西 I'm Rosie.
而这一定是 And this has got to be
我人生中最快乐的一天 one of the happiest days of my life.
12年前 罗西的18岁生日
又一杯 Shots!
好的 碧昂丝 Yeah! Beyoncé!
好的 Yeah!
爱 罗西
- 嗨 亚历克斯 - 最近怎样 兄弟 - Hi, Alex. - How's it going, mate?
还行 All right.
是亚历克斯 It's Alex!
这件事都是我的错 It was totally my fault, the whole thing.
哎 我想相信你 亚历克斯 真的 Oh, I'd love to believe you, Alex, I really would.
我只知道我自己的女儿 I just happen to know my own daughter.
你会成为一个杰出的医生 A fine doctor you're gonna make
如果你继续朝这方面努力的话 if this is how you carry on.
为什么人人都在喊 Why is everybody shouting?
昨晚我很尴尬 I'm so embarrassed about last night.
不 不 你不要这样说 No, no, you don't have to be.
呜 我昨天糟透了 Ugh, I behaved so badly!
没错 不过糟也能变好 Yeah, but bad can be good, too.
变好吗 噢 它超级糟 Good? It was awful. Oh,
我甚至一想 就感觉不舒服 I feel sick even thinking about it.
哪不舒服 About which part?
全部 从未有过 All of it. It never happened.
亚历克斯 你别告诉任何人 行吗 Alex, OK? You can't tell anyone!
好的 Right.
罗西正在倒胃口 Rosie had her stomach pumped
讨厌 Piss off
我们怎麽从医院回家的 How did we get home from the hospital?
呃 妈妈来接我们 Uh, Mum picked us up.
他们需要父母的名字 They needed a parent's name,
所以 我本不想把你的说出来 so, I obviously didn't want to give yours.
然後 她认为这是我犯的错 And she thinks it's my fault anyway,
- 会给我带来不好影响 - 废话 废话 I'm a terrible influence. Blah, blah, blah.
哎 你呀 Oh, well, you are.
所以 现在我必需每天花两小时 So, now, I have to spend two hours
待在图书馆里两星期 in the library every day for a fortnight.
- 恶梦 - 其实 它还可能更糟 - Nightmare. - Well, it could be worse.
宝芬妮·威廉斯刚刚找到一份兼职工作 Bethany Williams has just got a part-time job there.
哦 是吗 Yeah, right.
什麽 What?
- 宝芬妮·威廉斯 - 嗯哼 - Bethany Williams? - Mmm.
忘了吧 虽然我都想跟她上床 Forget it, even I want to sleep with her.
依你来看 她曾经用眼神给我暗示 For your information, she has been giving me the eye.
她可能只是试探 She's probably just wondering
你为啥不把前额的痘痘挤掉呢 why you haven't squeezed that zit on your forehead.
- 去你的 - 过来 我可以帮你 - Fuck off! - No. Come here. I can do it for you.
别碰我 你这家伙 Don't touch me! Don't you dare!
现在看看格雷格 就是个摆设 Just look at Greg right now. What a bimbo.
虽然 太热了 Seriously hot, though.
他还邀请我去学校的舞会 He invited me to the school dance.
哦 那你怎麽答复 Uh, what did you say?
没问题 我会跟你一起去 No, obviously. I'm going with you.
嘿 亚历克斯 Hey, Alex.
我今天在图书馆里怎麽没看到你呢 I missed you in the library today.
是的 嗯 我没有… Yeah, uh, I had nothing...
嗯 我是说 是的 我是有点…有点忙… Uh, I mean, yeah. I was a bit... A bit of busy...
不要忘了我 Don't be a stranger.
好的 Yeah.
好的 绝对不能 Yeah, absolutely not.
我们图书馆见 I'll see you there.
- 喂 女孩们 - 他跟你讲什麽阿 - Hey, girls! - What did he say to you?
真可怜 Pathetic.
她只是想打个招呼罢了 She's mine for the taking.
你很幸运 她没看到你无所适从 You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue
垂涎三尺 dragging halfway across the ground.
哇呜 好啦 知道啦 Whoa. OK. All right.
好 你如果这么聪明 给我些提示 Well, give me some tips then, if you are so clever.
我如何能诱惑一个女人 How do I go about seducing a woman
显然有谁让我力不从心了 who is apparently out of my league?
- 你是认真的 - 没错 当然 - Is that a serious question? - Yeah, absolutely.
好吧 你处于劣势 Mmm, well, you're at a disadvantage
就是 你知道的 处男 being a, you know, virgin.
不 不 不 别沮丧 No, no, no, all right?
我们可以改变它 We can work with that.
首先 你要变酷 忽视她 First you have to be cool. Ignore her.
像你既可以接受 又可以放弃 Act like you could take it or leave it.
你看 这我可要练一下 - You see, that I've had practice at.
嗯 第二 你要让她觉得 Uh, second, you have to make her feel like
你从她身上看到某些特质 you've seen something in her no one else has.
象她的心灵 Like her soul.
同时忽视她 While also ignoring her?
当然 Yes.
好吧 有什麽能跟和性发生联系呢 OK, and what happened to the sex?
这就跟性有关 This is about the sex!
天 听你说的这么糊涂 God! You're so fucked up.
嗯 你不知怎么做了吧 Mmm. You have no idea.
她要我带她去跳舞 She wants me to take her to the dance.
真的 Really?
好 想象一下 Yeah, imagine.
带她去 如果这意味着对你很重要 Take her, if it means that much to you.
拜托 这样你会没舞伴的 Come on. You'd have no one to go with.
我刚被本年级最适合的舞伴问过 亚历克斯 I got asked by the fittest guy in our year, Alex.
我觉得我没问题 I think I'm fine.
什麽 实际上这很简单 What, so actually this is quite convenient for you.
好的 嗯 那我就去问她 All right. Well, yeah, I'll go ask her then.
去吧 Go for it.
好 我去啦 OK. Fine, I will.
- 宝芬妮 宝芬妮 嗨 - 喂 - Bethany? Bethany, hi. - Hey.
好阿 Yeah!
你的脸是讨厌我
去你的
我有新消息
我也有
我要专心上课 考试才通过 I need to concentrate so I can pass my exams
别来烦我 and get a life.
不再当处男了
你好 还在吗
谁是那个不幸的女孩
别是宝芬妮吧 Not Bethany!
宝芬妮
妈的 Fuck!
好了 罗西·邓恩 自己去校长办公室 Right, Rosie Dunne, get yourself down to the headmaster's office.
不 不 不 这都是我的错 辛普森先生 No, no, no, it was my fault, Mr Simpson.
我有些话必须告诉她 I had something I needed to tell her.
那好 我看 亚历克斯 那恭喜你 So I see, Alex. Congratulations.
好了 亚历克斯 Yes, Alex!
我知道我们非正式谈话 I know we're not officially talking,
我需要帮我绑领结 but I need help with my tie.
就一分钟 我以为… For a minute there, I thought you might be
你会爱上我 in love with me or something.
亚历克斯 你永远是个孩子 Alex, you will forever be the boy
用我最喜欢的礼服擦高尔夫球 对吗 who wiped bogeys on my favourite party dress, OK?
别自我陶醉 Don't flatter yourself.
好的 Good.
我知道男女朋友间 I know boy-girl friendships
有时候会很复杂 can be quite complicated sometimes,
但你知道 如果你需要谈话时 我一直在 but you know I'm always here if you need to talk.
你认为呢 What do you think?
胸部 自然点好 还是集中托高 Boobs au naturel or pushed up?
大点 或小点 In? Or out?
阿 那个 我想 我想那取决於 Well, uh, I mean, it depends.
是为了跳舞 还是为了 嗯… Is it for dancing, or is it, um...
谁知道呢 Who knows?
哎 这个性用品跟你约在哪儿 So, where is this tool meant to be meeting you?
你这么粗鲁 嗯 我想应该前面不远 You're so rude! Um, I think at the front.
嗯 对吧… Uh, yes...
嘿 精彩 Hey, gorgeous.
哎 Oh.
回头见 See ya!
傻子 Wanker.
好吧 OK.
妈的 Fuck!
哎 它只是… Oh, just...
- 你以前做过这种事 - 当然 你做过吗 - You have done this before? - Yeah. Haven't you?
就像刷牙一样 It's like brushing my teeth.
- 它…看起来 让我来帮你…- 不用 - That's...Look, let me help you... - No, leave it!
好耶 我打开了 妈的 OK, I've got it. Fuck! Ouch.
好了 快点 快点 好 OK, quick! Quick, OK.
我要上了 好 快点 Here we go! OK, quick!
天哪 哎呀 Sweet Jesus!
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
- 它在哪里 - 什麽 - Where is it? - What?
- 那东西 - 我不知道 - The thing. - I don't know.
说真的 格雷格 它在哪 Seriously, Greg, where is it?
在你那 You had it!
看来 它不可能这样消失 Look, it can't have just disappeared!
哎 天啊 哎 该死 Oh, God! Oh, shit!
罗西 你找到它没 Rosie? Have you found it?
你需不需要我帮你看一下 Do you want me to have a look for you?
- 真的 - 好 你趴下 - Really? - Yeah, go on all fours.
走开 Bugger off!
- 罗西 -亚历克斯 谢天谢地 你在哪 - Rosie! - Alex! Thank God! Where are you?
我正冲进去 I'm on my way out!
不 等等 你一定要帮帮我 No, wait, you've got to help me,
我发生了一点意外 there's been an accident!
天啊 什麽 Christ, what?
不 不 不 对不起 没事 我是说没什麽事 No, no, no, sorry, no, that's what I meant. Everything's fine.
天哪 你吓到我了 Jesus, you scared me!
我是说 发生些意外 嗯 I mean, there was an accident, um,
就是那个性用品格雷格 你知道 with the thingy with Greg, you know?
- 发生了情况 罗西 - 不 不 亚历克斯 - Well, that happens, Rosie! - No, no, Alex.
我现在需要弄清楚的东西 亚历克斯 Something that I need to figure out right now, Alex.
我需要取出它 I need to get rid of it.
它不见了 我找不到了 我不知道怎么办 It got lost and I can't find it and I don't know what to do.
你讲的我完全听不懂 罗西 You're not making any sense, Rosie!
你能不能等一下 再讲这些 Can we just talk about this later?
不行 亚历克斯 拜托 No, Alex, please!
好吧 那你要讲的非常清楚 准确 OK, you need to be really clear and really precise!
好吧 OK!
保险套掉下来 卡在我阴道里 The condom came off inside my vagina
但现在我不知道它在哪里 and at present I'm unable to locate it!
比我能知道的多多了 That's way more information than I needed.
嗨 我是迪克医生 Hi. I'm Dick.
你能做吗 Of course you are.
可以 OK.
你是 嗯 下面 前还是後 Is it, um, front bottom or back?
你以为我是做什麽的 What do you think I am?
抱歉 我并没有说你是鸡或者什么 Sorry. I wasn't suggesting you're a slag or anything.
这里没有女性护士吗 Isn't there a female nurse?
很抱歉 这里只有我 I'm afraid I'm all you've got.
那真是我最想死的一刻 That was one of the most embarrassing
在这悲惨人生之中 Moments of my entire pathetic existence.
你知道吗 You know what?
让我们离开这里 Let's get out of here.
Dino's店还开着 Dino's should still be open.
我是说去象波士顿 麻萨诸塞州 I was thinking more Boston, Massachusetts.
哎 你想我应该逃离这乡下 Oh, you think I should flee the country?
我是认真的 I'm serious.
这地方没出路 This place is a dead end,
我们说了好几年啦 we've been saying it for years.
我爸希望我试试哈佛的奖学金 And, uh, my dad wants me to try for a scholarship at Harvard.
是真的 You are serious.
它是世上最好的医学院之一 It's one of the best medical schools in the world.
还有波士顿大学 And Boston College happens
有不错的旅馆经营课程 to have a really great hotel management course.
那不是你想要的吗 That is what you want to do, isn't it?
你不能去 You can't!
我是说 谁帮你洗衣物 I mean, who'll do your washing?
你在那会饿死的 真是胡闹 You'll never eat! It's ridiculous!
美国不缺食物 妈 They have food in America, Mum,
我想那边会有洗衣机 and I'm guessing washing machines.
它太远了 It's so far away!
帮忙说句话 丹尼斯 I mean, talk to her, Dennis!
我自食其力 我想这样做 It works for me. I mean, this is as far as I got.
我知道 妈妈只是妈妈。 I know, but Mum's just being Mum.
这样会很有趣 而且还会… It would be so much fun, and it would be...
你认为如何 老爸 Did you ever want more, Dad?
你知道奶奶最喜欢说的一句话是什麽 Do you know what your Gran's favourite phrase was?
"不是我们喜欢就好" "Not for the likes of us."
当你告诉我们你的计划 When you told us of your plan,
我脑海中第一反应 it was the first thing that popped into my head.
仍然听到 她在房间讲这句话的声音 I could hear her voice in the room saying it.
我不希望这句话的声音 I don't want that voice
留在你脑袋里 in your head, ever.
这里 让我来 Here, let me.
我希望有一天可以拥有自己的旅馆 I want my own hotel one day.
这样想会不会很疯狂 Is it crazy to think like that?
我已经这样想18年了 I've been winging it with you for 18 years,
假如我是那个经营人 pretending I was the one in charge.
你会很棒 罗西 You're amazing, Rosie.
没什麽是你办不到的 There's nothing you can't do,
如果你全心去做的话 if you put your mind to it.
我要是跑去波士顿 But if I go to Boston,
妈妈就不能跟我讲话了 Mum will never speak to me again.
如果你不去 那我就不跟你讲话 Well, if you don't go, I won't.
选择权在你 The choice is yours.
丹尼斯 Dennis!
顺便帮我一个忙 And do me a favour.
回来并且取得普锐斯酒店的职位 Come back and take that prick's job.
晚上好 Good evening!
"亲爱的邓恩小姐 恭喜你" "Dear Miss Dunne, congratulations!
"我们很高兴通知您 被波士顿大学录取" "We are pleased to offer you a seat at Boston University!"
阿 我的天啊 不可能 哎 我的天啊 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! No way! Oh, my God!
哎 嘿 克莱尔 亚历克斯在吗 Oh, hey, Clare, is Alex in?
他正忙着 He's tied up.
我能马上来 I can come back.
他大概还要三分钟吧 He'll be down in about three minutes?
喝杯茶吧 Cup of tea?
宝贝 哎 宝贝 Baby! Oh, baby!
哎 耶 Oh, yeah.
耶 宝贝 用力加速 用力再加速 宝贝 Yeah, baby, show me, come on, baby!
耶 耶… Yeah, yeah...
哎 天阿 这是… Oh, my God, is...
- 是那个 - 宝芬妮 - Is that? - Bethany.
所以当你说他很忙 是说… So, when you said he was...
- 真的很忙 - 你其实是说… - Tied up. - You actually meant...
是很忙 Tied up.
嗯 我看我连一秒都待不下去了 - Um, I should go. - Any second now.
- 哎 亚历克斯 - 哎 亚历克斯 - Oh, Alex. - "Oh, Alex.
- 你哪学来的 - 你哪学来的 - Where did you learn - "Where did you learn
- 这样干的 - 这样干的 - to do that? - "to do that?"
我知道 它是如此恶心 I know. It's so gross.
哈罗 Hello?
妈的 我就来 Fuck! I'm coming!
你可以在这抽烟 Are you supposed to smoke in here?
我爸妈的店 他们要我帮忙 规矩当然我订 My parents own the place. They want me to help out? I'll set the terms.
要点什麽 What's up?
哎 好吧 嗯 Oh, right. Um,
我最近每天像是生病了 I've been feeling sick like, every day.
或许你可以给我点药或是什麽… Maybe you could just give me a pill or something...
- 有腹泻吗 - 没 - Any diarrhoea? - No.
- 发烧 - 没 - Fever? - No.
- 胃痉 - 没 - Stomach cramps? - No.
那 你有一阵子没来月经吗 Well, have you missed a period?
是的 Yeah.
怀孕测试
- 哎 不可能 - 处女 - Uh, no. - Virgin?
不是 但我吃过事後避孕药 No, but I took the morning-after pill!
90%安全 10%中奖 90% safe. 10% is the catch.
这里有厕所 如果你想使用 There's a loo here if you want to use it.
妈的 妈的 Fuck, fuck,
别说了 Bollocks.
亚历克斯 你在吗 能见面吗
我很想去 但是宝芬妮的爸妈 I'd love to, but Bethany's parents
想要去吃晚餐 在榛树酒店 are taking us out to dinner at the Hazel.
那里超豪华 How posh is that?
真的 去你妈的宝芬妮
去你妈的超豪华 你他妈混蛋
好吧 对不起 OK. I'm sorry.
嗯 我… 我… Um, I... I...
我有新消息 I've got news.
- 我也是 - 读一下 - Me, too. - Read it.
有奖学金去哈佛了 Scholarship to Harvard!
亚历克斯 这太棒了 恭喜 Alex, that's so great. Congratulations.
这简直难以相信 对吧 It's unbelievable, right?
波士顿大学给你的回信了吗 有吗 Have you heard back from Boston College, yet?
没有 No.
哎 你会被录取的 Yeah, you'll get in.
嗯 宝芬妮呢 你告诉她了吗 Yeah, what about Bethany? Have you told her?
她没问题 She'll be fine.
她得到了… 哎 天啊 做这事时她拉我的头发 She's got this... Oh, God, she's got this thing about my hair.
-是吗 - 她真的用力扯 - Yeah. - But she literally yanks it.
而且她做爱时的脸很有趣… And she pulls this funny face during sex like this...
- 行了 行了… - 我想她会喜欢的 - Enough. Enough... - I think she likes it.
你不关心一下她对你 Don't you care what she's gonna think
这样匆忙离开的想法 about you rushing off like this?
哎哎 这是怎麽了 All right, what is it?
怎麽了 What?
就是 你在帮助宝芬妮 怎麽了 Well, you're defending Bethany. What's wrong?
没事 没怎麽 Nothing. Nothing's wrong.
我以为你会更开心… I thought you'd be happier.
我们在去波士顿的路上 前进 We're on our way to Boston! Come on! Hey?
这很棒 真的很棒 It's great. It's great, really.
干得好 Well done.
怎麽了 别这样 你也会来的 What, come on, you're coming, too!
我是三天後的航班 My flight's in three days,
我还有时间在走前安排一些事 which gives me time to get settled in before term starts.
你也需要预订机票 You need to go ahead and book your ticket.
没错 Sure.
我有些东西要先处理一下 I have got some stuff to sort first,
但是我是会在那的 but I'll be there.
- 别被恐怖份子炸掉啦 - 没问题 - Don't get blown up by terrorists. - OK.
或是飞机失压被吸上天空 Or lose cabin pressure and fall out of the sky.
罗西 等等 等等…或飞进鸟群 我说真的 - Rosie, wait, wait, wait... - Or fly into a flock of birds. I mean it!
我可以推迟 如果你需要我 I can delay, if you need me to.
不 你要搭这班飞机 No. You're getting on that plane.
我要拿走你些东西 闭上你的眼睛 I've got you something. Close your eyes.
闭上你的眼睛 Close your eyes.
给我你的手指 好的 停在这 Give me your finger. OK. Keep it there.
北美洲 North America.
保持联络 好吗 Keep in touch, OK?
好 OK.
两周後见 所以… See you in two weeks, so...
波士顿 Boston.
这一边 This way?
如果我告诉了他 他就绝对不会离开了 If I'd told him, he'd never have left
而他的人生也就全毁了 and his whole life would have been ruined, too.
我是说 有什麽意义 I mean, what's the point?
真有风度啊 我会让这混蛋留下来陪我 How noble. I'd have forced the bastard to stay.
不 不 不 他不是爸爸 Oh, no, no. He's not the dad.
是别的的不成功的人 That's just some other loser.
你证明了你是个 You are turning out to be
比你看起来更有趣的人 a lot more interesting than you look.
你为什麽不把小孩拿掉呢 Why don't you just get rid of the thing?
我父母是天主教徒 我不全相信 但是我不能做 My parents are Catholic. I don't believe in all that, but I can't!
哎 我都猜到了 Oh, I had it all sussed!
搬去波士顿 读书 拿到好的工作 Move to Boston, study, get a great job,
27岁时 回来并且开一间旅馆 at 27, come back and open a hotel.
然後结婚并且生小孩 Then get married and have kids.
哇呜 一生的重大事件都列出来了 Wow. A whole life in bullet points.
是阿 但现在 怀孕了 Yeah, well now, it's pregnant,
有了小孩 成为全职妈妈 have sprog, full-time mother,
跟工作说掰掰 靠津贴过活 变肥 剪短发 wave goodbye to career, live off benefits, grow fat, lose hair.
是阿 你就像在扼杀自己 Yeah. You might as well just kill yourself now.
我能对药物进行排序。 I can sort the drugs.
嘿 有很多人想要个孩子 却不能有 Look. There's loads of people out there that want a kid that can't have one.
把这孩子送人吧 Give it away.
我还是可以去波士顿 I could still move to Boston.
我也可以再申请大学或者工作 我不在乎 I can apply to college again, or get a job. I don't care.
所以六个月后 这一切会如常 So it would all be the same, just six months later.
我甚至不用告诉亚历克斯 I don't even need to tell Alex,
我只要想好藉口就好啦 I could just think of an excuse.
哇呜 看似不错的计划 宝贝 Whoa. That's major denial, babe.
是的 Yeah.
我只是刚好想到 这也是一种方法 I just happen to think it's the way to go.
- 和谁再聊 - 亚历克斯 - Who's that? - Alex.
你告诉他没有 Have you told him yet?
我给他到达波士顿的时间 I'm sending him my arrival time in Boston.
他只需要知道这些 That's all he needs to know.
哎 你一直是在撒谎 女孩 Oh. All this fibbing is gonna catch up with you, girl.
那玩意在她体内胀爆的样子 The way that thing burst out of her.
- 说不定会发生在你身上 -说不定 - That might happen to you! - It might.
她的肚子会整个爆开 Her whole belly will erupt.
血跟肠子 Blood and guts.
然後诡异的外星人 And this freakish alien will
会从肚子跳出来咬掉你的头 leap out and bite your head off!
别说了 你们两个 Stop it, the pair of you!
怀孕是一件神圣的事 Pregnancy is a sacred thing!
- 它又听不到 - 可以 它能听得 - It can't hear us. - Yes, it can!
还有不要提到她时 用“它” And don't refer to it as "it."
她是个女孩 如果你们想要知道 It's a girl if you must know.
你咋发现 You found out?
在最近一次扫瞄时 我问的 I asked at the last scan.
我想要告诉社工 他才能做好计划 I thought I should tell the social worker so he can start his plans.
一个女孩 她叫什麽 A girl! What about names?
不知道 嗯 我会让父母决定的 No, um, I'll let the new parents decide.
- 给我们偷看一下 - 嘿 - Give us a peek. - Hev!
女人的身体不会。 A woman's body doesn't become
仅仅因为怀孕成为公共财产了 public property just because she is pregnant.
那就当我的客人吧 Be my guest.
看这个 Look at that!
噢 我的天 Oh, my God!
她在打嗝耶 She's got hiccups!
小东西在打嗝耶 Little thing's got hiccups!
哎 简直天赐阿 Oh, bless!
不管怎样说 Whatever.
宝贝 你听得见我说话吗 Baby, can you hear me?
我试着感受你的呼吸 像这样 Try holding your breath like this.
你就在这 卡蒂女孩(纯洁的小女孩) There you are, Katie girl!
这会不会是你的名字 怎么样 That's probably not going to be your name, OK?
她要出来了 毛巾 热水 It's coming! Towels! Hot water!
- 助产士在哪 - 我不知道 - Where's the midwife? - I don't know!
现在赶来啦 Come in now!
快上来 Come on!
- 来啦 - 助产士在这 - Come on! - Midwife's here!
那就开始吧 你能再快些吗 Let's go! As quick as you like!
她刚刚走到走廊 She's just right down the hallway.
好好 没问题 深呼吸 深呼吸 All right, OK, breathe, breathe!
滚出去 Get out!
深呼吸 深呼吸 所有事都会变好的 Breathe, breathe, everything is going to be all right!
- 做女孩糟透了 - 是的 - Being a girl sucks! - Yeah.
应该是社工来了 That'll be the social worker.
你想要抱抱她吗 Would you like to hold her?
要不我直接抱她下楼 Or should I bring her straight downstairs?
卡蒂 Katie.
甜美可爱的小卡蒂 Sweet little Katie.
我向你保证 卡蒂 I promise, Katie,
我会当你最棒的妈妈 I'm going to be a good mummy.
卡蒂 Katie.
卡蒂 嘘… Katie. Shh...
都会没问题 It's gonna be OK.
拜托 卡蒂 都会没问题的 Please. Katie, it's gonna be OK!
我的人生完蛋了 爸 My life's over, Dad!
等你当奶奶再说这档事吧 Wait 'til you become a grandparent.
卡蒂 卡蒂 嘘 Katie, Katie. Shh.
你知道吗 我仍然记得开车 You know, I still remember the drive back
从你出生的医院回来 from the hospital when you were born.
你象被谋杀样尖叫 整个残忍的旅程 You screamed blue murder, the whole bloody journey.
我吓到要死 闯了三次红灯 I was so scared, I jumped three red lights.
吊销了我的驾照 Lost my licence.
你从来没跟我说过这些 You never told me that before.
因为你不是这俱乐部的一员 You weren't part of the club.
在这场战斗中 为了保证精神健全 In battle to preserve sanity,
一定要记得 遵守这些守则 must remember following rules.
第一 不在公众场合 喂母乳 Number one, never breast feed in a public place.
第二 不让卡蒂 喂奶後在膝盖上蹦跳 Two, never bounce Katie on knee after feeding.
第三 试着不要哭 当她也在哭的时候 Three, try not to cry when she cries.
第四 最重要的一点 And four, the most important of all,
千万别怕麻烦 而陷入困境 never assume trouble isn't around the next corner.
- 一会见 姑娘们 - 再见 - Laters, girls. - Bye.
- 罗西 - 哎 糟糕 - Rosie? - Oh, no.
很惨 你还好吧 Tragic. Are you OK?
告诉我 这不是你的吧 Tell me that's not yours!
不是 No!
怎麽 你现在当保姆了 What, you're a nanny now?
是的 你知道的 至少带小孩好赚钱 Yeah! You know, at least it's good money.
啊 我以为你该在波士顿陪着亚历克斯 Uh, I thought you were going to Boston with Alex.
哦 没有 没有 没有 Oh, no, no, no,
我意识到孩子是你唯一需要的教育 I realised children are the only education you need.
哎 她爸爸是谁 So, who's the dad?
让她放开 让她放开 Get it off! Get it off!
我必需走了 I've got to go!
那麽 再见 Bye, then!
亚历克斯 Alex.
你怎麽会在这呢 What are you doing here?
只是回来几周 想要给你一个惊喜 Just back for the weekend. Thought I'd surprise you.
太好了 嗯 是的 那我们去喝杯咖啡 Great! Uh, yeah. Let's go for a coffee then.
不 不用 在这里就好 Ah! No, no. Let's stay here.
不如你给我泡个茶吧 Why don't you put the kettle on?
所以 你最近在忙什麽呢 So, what have you been up to?
哎 就这样那样 你知道的 Oh, just this and that, you know?
顺带说一下 发型剪的不错 Nice haircut by the way.
是的 谢啦 Yeah, thanks.
你还好吧 你看起来有点压力 You OK? You seem stressed.
没有 没有 No! No!
嗯啊 所以 医学院怎样 Uh, so, how's medicine?
超赞的 是的 Fascinating. Yeah.
事实上 我们才学产科医学而已 We've just been doing obstetrics, in fact.
- 真的 - 嗯 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
有太多要学了 So much to learn.
能问一下 你从哪找到这吸奶器的 How do you find these breast pumps, by the way?
有些女人不太喜欢用这个 Some women don't like them.
哎 整个恶梦你都不知道 Oh, total nightmare.
哦 天阿 Oh, God.
你怎麽知道的… How did you...
宝芬妮 Bethany.
真是有效率 Fast work.
我本来要跟你讲的 亚历克斯 真的 I was gonna tell you, Alex, I promise.
何时 When?
我不希望把你留在这 I didn't want to hold you back.
她已经腹痛整个月了 She's had colic for months.
我整个生活就是 喂她 哄她 打盹儿 My whole life is feeding, winding and nappies.
全部我能想到的就是排便 All I can think about is poo.
多少 什麽时候 什麽颜色 How much, when, what colour.
我希望你的意思是她的 I hope you mean hers.
格雷格知道这件事吗 What happened to Greg?
他在听到的那一刻 He miraculously got a job
奇蹟似的获得了一份在伊比萨岛的工作 in Ibiza the minute he heard.
我能当她的教父吗 Can I be godfather?
我想那再好也不过了 I'd love nothing more.
你知道吗 我想过不要跟你讲 I think not telling you
我想 这样梦想就可以继续存在 was a way to keep the dream alive, you know?
这样至少就还有一个人 So there was at least someone out there
仍旧把我当成原来的罗西 who still saw me as Rosie.
而不是现在变得这麽奇怪的我 And not this strange, new person I've become.
唉 我看近来很沮丧, So, the last time I looked that depressed,
我想和你正式认识下 I tried to hang myself with my favourite tie.
嗨 我是菲尔 Hi, I'm Phil.
亚历克斯 Alex.
我试着演仙女教母慷慨朋友） I've been sent to play fairy godmother.
你看上去不太像 哥们 You don't look the part, mate.
我那姊妹快把我逼疯了 My sister's been driving me crazy.
她想知道 你能请她喝一杯吗 She wants to know, would you buy her a drink?
她是哪一位 Which one is she?
- 这辣妹是你同专业同学吗 - 莎莉 - The hot girl from class? - Sally.
宛如窗台上绽放的向日葵一般耀眼 The bright sunflower in the family window box.
- 喂 - 喂 - Hey! - Hey!
每个人都想知道 Everybody has been wondering
这位英国男孩为什麽如此悲伤 why the cute British guy looks so sad.
对不起 Sorry.
是该让你知道 你要跟我们在一起的时候了 It's time to realise you're here with us.
而且跟我们在一起 你会很开心 And that we might be fun to be with.
卡蒂 这是你第一次的圣诞节 Katie! It's your first Christmas!
我希望你能看到我的录影 I hope you got my present!
谢啦 你送她的书还不错 亚历克斯 Thanks for the book, Alex.
我知道的 总有一天她会知道有用 I know she'll love it one day.
这是什麽 What is it?
这里是我新搬的公寓 This is my new apartment.
你在这做什麽阿 亲爱的 What's this you're doing here, darling?
嗯 手工爱心 Um, handmade hearts.
还有这里 有我们最爱的电影 “回到未来”的海报 And here, we have my favourite Back to the Future poster.
它在浴室里看起来是这麽的特别 It would look so special in the bathroom.
走到妈咪这里阿 Walk to Mummy.
过来阿宝贝 好女孩 Come to me. Good girl!
卡蒂 亲爱的小家伙 这是你第四次圣诞节啦 Katie, darling, it's your fourth Christmas.
嗯 你妈妈有没有收到我的圣诞卡片 Did, uh, Mummy get my Christmas card?
真的吗？ Really?
感谢卡蒂的礼物 Thanks for Katie's present.
她想要告诉你 她可以重复数到5 She wants me to tell you she can cycle and count to five.
…3 4 5 ...three, four, five!
我找到了一份工作 最后从妈妈那搬出去了 Me, I've got a job and finally moved out of Mum and Dad's.
邓恩小姐 欢迎回到旅馆工作 Miss Dunne! Welcome back to the hotel!
我认为 这将是您的顶楼套房 先生 I believe it's the penthouse suite for you?
好的 谢谢 That's right, thanks.
《风情》杂志 the style issue. The new muse.
新缪斯 宝芬妮·威廉姆斯 Bethany williams
今天是上学第一天 It's the first day of school!
最近我听到一些 I heard some beds
床上被偷的事 were being stolen recently.
这是不是很奇怪 Isn't that strange?
是的 妈咪 Yes, Mummy.
这样 就不会有人 进来偷我们啦 This way, no one can come in and steal ours.
你是我爸爸吗 Are you my daddy?
不 他只是个好人 No! No, he's just a nice man
先帮妈咪一个小忙 出去一下好吗 that's helping Mummy out a bit, that's all.
- 该死 - 怎么 - Damn! - What?
不是这把钥匙 It's the wrong key!
- 我的头 - 来吧 - My head! - Come on, whinger!
这里 这里 Over there! Over there!
来吧 冲 Come on, keep going.
快 快 妈咪 Quick, quick, Mummy!
对不起 Excuse me.
爱你 Love you.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
你梦见你是个无生命的物体吗 You dreamt you were an inanimate object?
是的 我是说 来呀 是一支箭在空中飞行 Yeah, I mean, come on. An arrow flying through the air!
那还真是酷弊了 That's pretty cool.
我真不明白 你能成为一个东西 I don't understand. How can you be a thing?
我也不知道 我的梦一直像这样 I don't know. I've always had dreams like that.
这听起来 像是跟自尊有关 甜心 It sounds to me like self-esteem issues, sweetie.
您可能需要跟人讲讲 You may need to talk to someone.
你知道吗 有刮胡刀 You know, there are razor hairs
在浴室里 今天又是这样 in the bathroom, again today.
真的 Really?
你知道 这会让我过敏 You know it gives me allergies.
下次 你要是再做诡异的梦 Next time you have one of your weird dreams,
也许你应该梦想 maybe you should dream
你是一个能用的吸尘器 you're something useful like a vacuum cleaner.
我们有清洁女工 We have a cleaning lady.
你想怎么样 What do you want?
为了她去想 我们是一对混乱不堪 For her to think we're a pair of fuck-ups?
我们的确是 That's exactly what we are.
- 你还好吗 - 有沙子跑进我的眼睛 - You OK? - I've got sand in my eyes.
看着妈咪 Look at Mummy!
我梦到我支箭 箭上的小金属箭头
飞速穿过空气的箭
什麽感觉
很奇怪
别担心 你总是有这样的梦想
我想你罗西 请来找我 好吗
你怎么对这个乳臭未干的小孩讲呢 What have you told the poor brat?
你和她爸爸回家吗 That you're coming home with a dad?
没说 他只是寄张票给我 我没有期待 No! Just that he sent me a ticket. I've got no expectations.
好的 他可是有女朋友的人 Well, good, because he's got a girlfriend.
这很有趣 这名字她从没听过 Although you know it's funny, her name didn't come up once.
是的 我想卡蒂已经够大 可以知道… Yeah, well, Katie's mature enough to know
那个男人的事 没关系 that when it comes to men, it doesn't matter.
好吧 我想卡蒂也应该知道 Yeah, well, Katie also knows
事情早晚要说清 that something must have triggered
她妈妈为啥突然热情起来 his sudden enthusiasm to see her Mum,
顺便说一下 比任何人都了解他 who, by the way, knows him better than anyone,
她最有发言权 and is clearly the best person to judge!
噢 这个… Oh,ang,uh..
好啊 好啊 看到你真好 All right! All right! Good to see you!
那 累吗 饿了吗 So, tired? Hungry?
不 为什么 No. Why?
来跳嘛 Come on.
你要再来一杯吗 Do you want another?
嗯 是的 Um, yeah.
好 我就回来 好吗 All right. I'll be back, OK?
你是新来的吗 我是乔纳森 So, you're new here. I'm Jonathan!
罗西 Rosie!
罗西 所以你是做什麽的呢 罗西 Rosie? So what do you do, Rosie?
我是全职妈妈 I'm a Mum!
你的意思是那种表演的 你是搞戏剧的 Is that some kind of, uh, performance thing? You're a drama major?
我是个妈妈 有个5岁的女儿 I'm a mother of a 5-year-old girl!
酷 酷 Cool! Cool!
我能请你喝一杯什麽吗 Can I get you a drink or something?
一杯杜松子酒或奎宁水 A gin and tonic.
- 手机 汽车钥匙 - 噢 哥们 拜托不要 - Cell? Car keys? - Oh, dude. Come on.
伙计们 伙计们 伙计们 不 不 不 Guys, guys, guys, no, no, no!
哎 来啦 让我们来 Yup. It's happening! We're going!
- 马上来啦 - 来吧 来吧 请吧 - It's gonna happen! - Come on, come on! Come on! Please!
-1 2 3 - 好 好啊 - One, two, three! - OK, OK!
罗西 罗西 救命阿 救… Rosie, Rosie, come on, come...
可以拉我起来吗 Can you give me a hand?
好的 All right.
好耶 有伴了 对不起 对不起 Come on. Come on! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
你看起来真火爆 罗西 You're looking way too hot right now, Rosie.
拜托 好吧 好吧 如果你想要这样 Come on, all right, OK. If you want it like that.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
- 你有味 - 我真有味 - You stink. - I stink?
你没有洗澡吧 You haven't bathed.
笑一下 Bananas?
- 好了 - 1 2… - All right. - One, two...
- 怎么样 - 还行… - Any good? - No, it's sort of...
接着 Catch.
看看 All right.
"你会有一个漫长又快乐的人生" 好听 "You will live a long and happy life." Sweet.
哎 我可以跟你换吗 Oh, can I switch?
- 你喜欢我的吗 - 我喜欢那个 - 'Cause you prefer mine? - I prefer it.
就是 就是 我不知道我在说什么 I do, I do. I don't know what I'm talking about.
好 你叫我到这 所以你应该知道 Well, you do go here, so you probably should know
你在说什么 what you're talking about.
很奇怪 但是我竟然可以生活在这 Strange to think that I could have lived here
并且成为它的一部份 and been part of it.
你知道我并没有後悔生下卡蒂 But I don't regret Katie, you know?
我是说 我不能 I mean, how could I?
她总是可以为我带来惊喜 She's the most amazing kid.
奇怪的是 The weird thing is
她让我想起更多的是你 而不是格雷格 that she reminds me more of you than Greg.
那可能因为我爱她吧 That's probably just 'cause I love her.
我们该走了 We should go.
好 Yeah.
- 真的很可爱啦 - Aw - Seriously cute. - Aw.
它是毛绒绒的绒毛球儿 It was a ball of fluff.
真的啦 No, seriously.
莎莉 罗西 Sally. Rosie.
罗西 莎莉 Rosie, Sally.
早安 Good morning.
嗨 Hi.
喔 这简直可以拿来展出 Wow. This should be in a museum.
噢 这没什麽 Oh, it's nothing.
只是把鹌鹑蛋 芦笋和 Just quail egg and asparagus
芝麻菜酱汁奶泡加在费罗糕点里 in filo pastry with a cream of rocket sauce.
哇呜 我通常就是烘豆 Well, my regular is baked beans.
老式的英国烤豆 Good old British baked bean.
完全没有营养价值 Zero nutritional value.
是的 也是好吐司 Yeah. But good on toast.
噢 你知道我不喝酒 Oh, you know I can't drink.
当然 Of course.
但我们怎麽才能消除 But how are we going to cope
不喝酒的冷清与沉闷呢 without the numbing haze of alcohol?
你为什麽不喝啊 Why can't you drink?
这样问是不是有些失礼 If that's not a rude question?
亚历克斯 Alex?
什麽 What?
就是… 就是… Didn't... Didn't...
亚历克斯让我怀孕了 Alex and I are pregnant.
四月零三天了 Twelve and a half weeks in.
太棒啦 That's wonderful.
恭喜 Congratulations.
亚历克斯 你怎麽没对我讲 Alex, you didn't tell me?
不是 我… 对不起 我以为我讲过了 No, I... Sorry, I thought I did.
就是那个… That's...
让我帮你 Let me help!
爸爸的古董桌子 亚历克斯 快点 Daddy's antique table! Alex, quick!
- 噢 屌事 - 注意 说话 - Oh, bollocks. - Language, please!
- 噢 我靠 - 你就不能说点别的 - Oh, fuck! - No! Why can't you just say fudge?
看你我干了些什麽 Look what you made me do.
这没什麽 没事啦 It's fine. It's OK.
我们一小时後去赫伯的展览会开幕日 我想… We have Herb's vernissage in an hour... It's...
所有事情都过去了 Everything is gonna be fine.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
莎莉 为了这个计划了好几周 Sally had this planned for weeks.
这不会很久的 好吗 我保证 It's not for long, OK? I promise.
亲爱的 在糖醋虾球旁边是琼斯医生 Sweetie? Dr Jones is by the sweet and sour prawn balls!
- 你看他就在那… - 亲爱的 现在不行 好吗 - Look, he's just... - Sweetie, not now. OK?
他是一位资深的胸腔外科医生 亚历克斯 But he's a senior thoracic surgeon, Alex.
她是对的 亚历克斯 快去吧 She's right, Alex. Go on.
好啦 走吧 走吧 OK, let's go. Let's go.
这张是我最喜欢的照片之一 This image here is one of my favourites.
如何清晰的表达那一闪而逝的瞬间 How to articulate that transient moment
当你通过相机发现某些东西时 when you see something through the camera's eye.
这有点像一见钟情 It's a little like love at first sight.
痕迹被留住了 Stops you in your tracks.
突然你会意识到它到底是什么 Suddenly you recognise it for exactly what it is.
一派胡言 A load of bollocks.
罗西 罗西 你要去哪 Rosie! Rosie, where are you going?
回家 Back home.
回英国去 这些对我来说真是疯了 好吗 And I mean England. This is too crazy for me, OK?
我直接冲进了这些东西里 I walked straight into the middle of something here!
拜托 还可以 说实在的 Look, it's all fine, honestly.
莎莉和我只是需要一点交际和推销我自己 Sally and I just needed to air some stuff!
哎 很好 我很高兴你很好 但我不好 Oh, good, I'm glad you're fine, cause I'm not!
我们整晚都没能在一起 亚历克斯 We were out together the whole night, Alex!
与此同时 在你家 女朋友说怀孕了 And all the while your girlfriend was at home expecting a baby!
- 你却没跟我说 - 拜托 罗西 - And you didn't say! - Come on, Rosie.
真的没发生什麽 我们就只是… Nothing happened, we were just...
我们只是找些乐趣 We were just having some fun.
你就为了这把我叫过来 就为了好玩 That's what you got me over here for then? Just some fun?
我想看看你 I wanted to see you!
为基督的缘故 你是我最好的朋友 For Christ sake, you're my best friend!
或者 需要有人指出你生活的真相 Or maybe you needed someone from your old life to point out the truth!
- 什麽真相 - 你是一团糟 亚历克斯 - What truth? - You're in a mess, Alex!
整个情况是惨烈的一团糟 This whole situation is one big bloody giant mess!
我 我一团糟吗 Me? I'm in a mess?
而且你还没认识到 And you're in denial!
你在说你自己吧 You're projecting!
好吧 我们没必要研讨这些心理絮语 OK, can we just stop the psychobabble here
请像个英国人那样的交谈 and just talk like English people, please!
好 好 好 可以 Fine! Fine! Fine. Fine. Look.
我想你来这里 可能有点难为情或困难 I was worried you might find it hard, you know, coming here.
- 困难吗 - 我想说 你这段过的很辛苦 罗西 - Hard? - I mean, you've had a tough time, Rosie,
让你看到我们生活的地方 你知道吗 and seeing where we live, you know,
我们的公寓 我们的生活方式 这些对你… our apartment, our lifestyle, it's just...
天哪 你以为我是忌妒你 OK! You thought I was jealous of you?
不是 No.
我可怜你 亚历克斯 I pity you, Alex!
我只看到是有人的个人生活 All I see is someone compensating for a crap personal life
以及提升他职业生涯的闲扯 by schmoozing his way up the career ladder!
垃圾的个人生活 Crap personal life?
好吧 那你看看 稳定的关系和漂亮的女朋友 All right, let's see. Um, stable relationship with beautiful girlfriend,
有许多共同点 非常棒的朋友圈 lots in common, a great circle of friends,
即将出世的孩子 父母双全 a kid on the way, who's gonna have two parents,
顺带一提 不是单亲 by the way, not one!
罗西 回来 我… Rosie, come on, I...
想都别想 亚历克斯 Forget it, Alex!
继续艰难的向上爬吧 Go ahead and climb your greasy pole!
你知道吗 我会去做的 You know, I will!
只是不要来找我抱怨 Just don't come whinging to me
包括你意识到内心空虚的时候 when you realise you're empty inside.
- 这里很稳定 - 很好 - No danger of that! - Good!
- 非常好 - 妙极了 - Excellent! - Fantastic!
哦 不 Oh, no!
见到我开心吗 Pleased to see me?
你来这干嘛 What are you doing here?
你寄给我的卡蒂的画 You sent me Katie's drawing!
我马上搭上第一班飞机来了 I got on the first flight I could!
不 不 是我一时兴起 知道吗 No! No, no, no! I did that on a whim, OK?
卡蒂画了这幅画 但是个误会 Katie drew the picture, and it was a mistake!
我从没想过你真正出现 I never expected you to actually show up!
那封信真的让我反省了我的人生 That letter really made me think about my life!
我希望见见她 罗西 我是她爸爸 I wanna meet her, Rosie! I am her dad.
爸爸 Dad?
你当真觉得 And what precisely is it that you think
对这个称呼你有资格吗 那些时候 qualifies you for that title? Those?
你这个爸爸在哪 Where were you, Dad,
在头几个月 她每晚绞痛醒来时 when she woke up with colic every night for the first few months?
或是她掉第一颗牙 她走的第一步时 Or cut her first tooth, or took her first steps?
有人对你说过 你的眼睛超漂亮 Has anyone ever told you, you have the most amazing eyes?
拜托 我很抱歉 真的 Look, I'm sorry, OK?
我知道 我抛弃你 我是个卑鄙小人 I get it, I bailed on you. I was a total creep.
在过去五年里的每一天 But there hasn't been a single day in the last five years
没有一天不想她长得如何 that I haven't wondered what she's like.
她长得像我吗 她遗传基因上选择优点吗 Is she like me? Did she luck out on the gene front?
你整个就像一坨屎 You're so full of shit!
你总得给我一个机会吧 罗西 You have to give me a chance, Rosie!
我能悔改 我保证 I can be different, I promise.
你要我在你面前跪着爬也行 Do you want me to crawl on my hands and knees?
啥都行 罗西 我求求你 Anything, Rosie! I'm begging you!
马上起来 你这个白痴 快 Just get up, you idiot! Look.
如果是对我 我让你马上去机场 If this were about me, I'd be driving you to the airport right now!
你是对的 You'd be right to.
给你次机会 One chance!
就此一次 如果搞砸了你就走 One chance, but any mess-ups and you're out.
你要很好 And you be nice!
我看到的不仅仅是一般的好 And I don't just mean average nice,
像圣诞老人加复活节兔子和汤姆汉克那样好 I mean Father Christmas-Easter Bunny- Tom Hanks-all-rolled-into-one nice!
- 好的 - 然後你会给她买 - Yeah. - And you will buy her
最昂贵的傻冒粉红佳人鞋 你可以去找 the most expensive pair of shitty pink shoes that you can find!
我马上去谷歌搜 马上 I'm gonna Google them right now.
- 击掌 - 碰 - Hi-five! - Boo!
等一下 你做了什麽 Wait a minute. You did what?
喂 Hey!
就是这个人 让你受到伤害 This is a man who let you go to casualty on your own
他害得你 半夜一人孤零零 in the middle of the night,
在你屁股里留个安全套 with a condom stuck up your fanny!
他是卡蒂的爸爸 He's Katie's dad.
你应该看到 当他走进房间时 她的小脸发光 You should see her little face light up when he walks in the room!
他们真的有缘分 They're really bonding!
当然 他的体格没问题 Of course, none of that would matter if he had a crap bod.
他做那件事 哇 He's really worked on that thing. Wow.
你真的很邪恶 罗西·邓恩 You're evil, Rosie Dunne.
我只想要个归属 鲁比 I just want to belong to someone, Ruby.
我厌倦了等待 I'm tired of waiting.
感觉还不错 And it feels good with him.
我们是一家人 We're a family.
婚礼请柬
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你不要坐立不安 Can you just stop jumping up and down?
我只是想确定所有客人都来了 I'm just checking everyone's here.
所有 准确的说 还是指哪个人 Everyone being who, exactly?
我们羞涩的新娘怎麽样 How's the blushing bride?
像只疯狂兔子 Like a mad bunny.
希望这不是个错误的选择 我的爱 Don't take this the wrong way, love.
但你只要有任何丝毫犹豫 马上告诉我 But if there's any part of you that isn't sure, even now, say the word.
我们就直接离开 昂首挺胸地走 We'll walk straight out of here, our heads held high.
你能喜欢格雷格 对吧 So you like Greg, then?
走吧 让我们把你嫁出去吧 Come on. Let's get you hitched.
你喜欢这首歌吗 Do you like this?
卡蒂 你可以帮个忙吗 Katie, would you please?
妈妈 Mum!
对不起 Sorry.
- 哈罗 - 莎莉… - Hello? - Sally...
罗西 Rosie.
我可以为你做些什麽 What can I do for you?
嗯 亚历克斯在吗 Um, is Alex there?
他没有跟你讲吗 Did he not tell you?
跟我讲什麽 Tell me what?
亚历克斯跟我分手了 Alex and I separated.
什麽 何时 What? When?
大概2个月前吧 About eight weeks ago?
大概就是你结婚的那天 Pretty much the day of your wedding.
怎麽啦 What?
我觉得我羊水破了 I think my water just broke!
哦 天啊 Oh, God!
等等 等等 你确定吗 也许只是你自己弄湿了 Wait, wait. Are you sure? Maybe you just wet yourself.
不是 我没有弄湿我自己 赫布在哪 No, I did not wet myself! Where is Herb?
- 赫布 - 噢 天啊 - Herb? - Oh, God.
- 谁 那艺术家 - 赫布 - Who, the artist? - Herb!
我要生了 小家伙要出来了 It's happening! The baby!
小家伙出来了 赫布 It's coming! Herb!
五年以后
卡蒂 Katie!
妈 你应该要敲门的阿 Mum! You're supposed to knock!
那音乐 太吵了 The music! It's too loud!
听不清你讲什麽 那音乐太吵了 Can't hear you! The music's too loud!
- 别关小声 - 是的 音乐需要感觉 - Don't do that! - Yeah, this music needs to be felt.
你是不是擦了口红 Is that lipstick you're wearing?
隐私 妈妈 劳驾 Privacy, Mum! Please!
哎 有没有带我给你们的保暖内衣 Now, have you got the thermal underwear I gave you?
那可是地中海 It's the Mediterranean.
嗯 那现金呢 如果你们需要 我还有些额外的 Um, what about cash? I've got some extra if you like.
手机 充电器 你的包 爸爸 Phone chargers? Your wallet, Dad?
罗西 没问题 你别像你母亲那样大惊小怪 Rosie, it's fine. Will you stop fussing like a mother hen?
好啦 Yes.
- 再见 - 爱你 - Goodbye! - Love you.
进去 爱你 - Get in. - Love you.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye! - Bye!
再见 Bye.
我的父母变卖资产 当背包客去旅游了 So my parents have sold up and gone backpacking,
我却得留在家 while I get to stay at home,
因为口红跟一个12岁女孩唠叨 nagging a 12-year-old about lipstick.
说真的 认真 你能找到进一步证明 I mean, seriously, could you find further proof
我的生活是多么糟糕 of how fucked up my life is?
宝芬妮 Bethany?
罗西·邓恩 Rosie Dunne!
你在这工作 You work here now?
- 我刚晋升为接待员呢 - 哦 - I just got promoted to reception. - Ah.
恭喜 Congratulations!
但是看你 你很成功 非常 嗯…令人惊讶 But you! Your success, it's, uh... It's amazing!
我刚从摩洛哥飞过来 I've just flown from Morocco,
明天我又要飞走了 tomorrow I fly out again,
纽约 波士顿 芝加哥 就是噩梦 New York, Boston, Chicago, nightmare.
- 疲惫不堪 - 是的 - The heart bleeds. - Yeah.
波士顿 你应该去看看亚历克斯 Boston? You should look up Alex.
真的 Really?
亚历克斯·斯图尔特 你们还有联系 Alex Stewart? You guys still keep in touch?
当然 他还是非常的好客 Of course. He could do with a friendly face.
太好啦 我等等来找你听听他的事 Great! I'll get his details from you later!
谢谢 Thanks. Oh.
可以给我房间送些依云矿泉水吗 Could I have some Evian sent up to my room?
我只喝这种矿泉水 It's the only water I can drink.
3瓶 还有一天两次清洁服务 怎样 Three bottles. And maid service twice a day? Mmm.
好的 Of course.
这就是你的满不在乎的生活 That's how fucked-up your life is.
妈妈 Mum!
尼斯怎麽样 你们找到不错的旅馆吗 How is Nice? Have you found some good places to eat?
妈妈 你还好吗 Mum, are you all right?
真的很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我… I'm...
妈妈 怎麽啦 Mum, what is it?
我有坏消息 跟你讲 It's bad news for you.
妈妈 Mum?
妈妈 到底怎麽了 Mum, what is it?
我所有的爱 亚历克斯
喂 Hey.
来了 Really?
是的 Yeah.
当我听到 这些年来 我… When I heard, the years fell away, I was...
我还是满不在乎的小孩 I was a fucked-up kid all over again.
像英雄一样崇拜这个神奇的爸爸 Hero worshipping this amazing dad you had.
对不起 Sorry.
我竟然没能跟他说再见 I never got to say goodbye.
哎 过来 过来 Hey, come here. Come here, you.
喂 嘘 Hey. Shh.
喂 喂 别碰我的女人 Hey, hey! Hands off my woman!
我刚跟你表妹聊天 她真让人讨厌 I've just been chatting to your cousin. She is such a bore.
严重吗 你生气啦 Seriously? Are you pissed?
这葬礼的地方真难找 亚历克斯 I find funerals really difficult, Alex.
哦 对罗西 我想说 是她的重要时期 Ah, 'cause Rosie, I mean, she's having a great time.
你知道什么 去你的 You know what? Fuck you!
别这样 Please?
感谢来访 我们都非常感谢你的哀悼 Thanks for turning up. We both really appreciate your support.
走啦 快点 Let's go, come on.
罗西 Rosie,
你值得让人永远爱你 you deserve someone who loves you with every beat of his heart,
永远陪伴在你身边 someone who'll always be there for you,
谁来爱你的所有… and who'll love every part of you...
妈 我找不到我的灰色紧身牛仔裤 Mum! I'm not going without my grey skinny jeans!
好的 我会给你拿 All right! I'll get them for you!
"罗西 你应该得到…" "Rosie, you deserve someone who..."
有我的信吗 Anything for me?
嗯啊 是的 只有这封 Uh, yeah, just this one.
是爸爸 From Dad.
从法国寄的 在他去世前的一天 In France, the day before he died.
- 天阿 别看了 - 你说什麽 - Oh, God, don't read that. - What?
呃 它会使你心烦 Well, it'll upset you.
我宁愿心烦 I'm already upset.
好吧 Right.
你希望我留下来陪你吗 Do you want me to stay?
真滑稽 不用 Funnily enough, no.
好吧 假如你需要就打电话 好吗 OK. Well, call me if you need anything, OK?
亲爱的 罗西 真是难以相信 Dear Rosie, I can't believe it.
我终於在这了 终於漫步在地中海沿岸 Here I am at last, finally walking the Mediterranean coast.
我已经等了许多年 就是为了这一刻 I've lost count of the years I've waited for this moment.
不知生活的路怎么走 Somehow life got in the way.
但都不错 我对一切都不後悔 And it was all good, I don't regret a minute of it,
但我们忘记梦想是危险的 but we forget our dreams at our peril.
我知道你也有你的梦想 I know you had yours, too,
对它有时感觉似乎一去不复返了 and it must feel sometimes like they're gone for good.
但是 我骄傲你成为这样的女人 罗西 But I'm so proud of the woman you've become, Rosie,
你已经是卡蒂的母亲 of the mother you've been to Katie.
我曾对你说的 仍然可行 What I once said about you is still true,
没有什麽可以阻挡你 如果你用心去做 there's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
继续追逐你的梦想吧 你会的 亲爱的 So keep chasing those dreams, will you, darling?
至少是为了我 爸爸 For my sake, Dad.
为什麽一些人永远不在了呢 How can someone just not be there any more?
谁知道 Fuck knows.
至少他做了他想做的事 At least he did everything he wanted.
他没有忘记他的梦想 He didn't forget his dreams.
如果我跟你讲 What if I told you
我要用一笔钱 I was gonna use my share
是之前房子的钱 of the money from the house
然後帮我自己建一座旅馆 and get myself a hotel?
可能有点简陋… Somewhere simple but...
但是属於我的旅馆 But my own place.
我想那会是非常棒的主意 妈 I think that would be awesome, Mum.
罗西 我知道 你可能不能跟我联络 Rosie, I understand that you haven't been in touch.
但我只想知道一件事 And I just need to know one thing.
你跟他在一起开心吗 Are you happy with him?
我的生活很平凡 但是这个家 There's not much I got right in my life, but this family,
我们尽力为它工作 somehow we're making it work.
所以我想用一个词来回答你的问题 So I guess the one word answer to your question should be,
"是的" "Yes."
- 喂 - 嗨 - Hey! - Hi.
嘿 看看这个 香洲花园酒店 So look at this. The Sweetlands Hotel.
那是我们办毕业舞会的地方 That's where we had our end of school dance!
噢 他们刚加入我们的连锁店 Ah. They just joined our group.
我本想查查相关折扣资讯 And I was just checking for discounts,
然後我发现这个预约… and I found this booking...
那是格雷格的名字 That's Greg's name!
新婚套房 在这个周末 The bridal suite, for this weekend!
他会去那里出差 He's already up there on business.
你是想… 为我们的周年纪念日 Do you think... For our anniversary?
是他 It's him.
喂 Hey!
喂 真动人 Hey, gorgeous.
嗯 那个 我必须要在这多待几个晚上 Uh, listen, I'm gonna have to stay here a few extra nights,
他们需要我看看更多的场馆 the guys need me to check out some more venues.
嗯 你能带着卡蒂去你妈那 Um, can you take Katie and go to your Mum's,
然後我大概在周日去接你们 and then I can swing by on Sunday and pick you up?
宝贝 Babe?
好吧 Fine.
好的 晚点见 Cool, see you later, then.
- 再说吧 - 再见 - Talk later. - Bye.
查看预约情况 Check the booking.
在这 新婚套房 Here it is. Bridal suite for two,
两小时前两个人住进去… checked in two hours ago...
哎 罗西 我… Oh, Rosie, I'm...
罗西 罗西 你想说什麽 Rosie! Rosie? What are you going to say?
该死 Fuck!
罗西 "Rosie,
你应该找一个在他心中时刻爱你的人 "you deserve someone who loves you with every beat of his heart.
永远陪伴在你身边的人 "Someone who will always be there for you,
爱着你的全部 甚至是你的缺点 "and who will love every part of you, especially your flaws.
我知道卡蒂需要爸爸 我不想打扰 "I know Katie needs her dad. I don't want to intrude.
如果这都是错误的 那就就当它不存在 "So if this is all wrong, just ignore it
我保证永远不会再次提这个问题 "and I promise I'll never broach the subject again.
格雷格不是适合你的那个男人 罗西 "Greg's not the man for you, Rosie.
两次让你从我指间滑过 "Twice I've let you slip through my fingers.
让我们不再害怕 面对这个机会吧 "Let's stop being afraid and take the chance.
我知道怎样才能让你快乐 "I know now I can make you happy.
打电话给我 如果你有同感 "Call me if you feel the same way.
爱你 亚历克斯 "Love, Alex."
亚历克斯 你在吗
能聊聊吗
我没认为你能和我聊
亚历克斯 拜托 你说话有点怪
亚历克斯·斯图尔特发起视频通话邀请
宝芬妮 Bethany?
你在那里干麻 What are you doing there?
我住在这里 我搬进来了 I live here now. I moved in.
来看看这是谁 斯阔菲斯先生 Look who it is, Mr Schnuffs!
斯阔菲斯先生 Mr Schnuffs?
罗西 Rosie?
喂… 宝贝 我们正在谈论的那件事 Hey... Baby, that thing we were talking about earlier.
- 是的 - 现在问她 - Yeah. - Ask her now.
斯阔菲斯… Schnuffie...
嗯… Um...
宝芬妮跟我 Bethany and me,
嗯 我们认为 为什么要徘徊 你知道的 Uh, we thought, why hang around, you know,
嗯 所以 她开始策划整个事情 um, so, she started organising the whole thing,
但是菲尔说不 这时你出现了 很清楚 but then Phil said no, so your name came up, obviously.
我们要结婚了 We're getting married!
下周的婚礼 The wedding's next week.
这很快 因为我们必需赶在纽约时装周前 It's fast, but we need to fit it in before New York Fashion Week.
你一定要来当我们的媒人 And you have to be our best man!
我是说 你还是个女孩… 对吧 I mean, you are a girl but... Right?
这一切都因为你 罗西 你告诉我来这的 This is all because of you, Rosie. You told me to come here.
如果不是你 这一切都不会发生 谢谢你 It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you! Thank you!
有你这样的朋友真棒 It is so great having you as a friend.
我的意思是 每次我生活中出现问题 I mean, every time something goes wrong in my life,
我要做时 就看看你 all I got to do is look at yours
目光一下看得很远 and it puts everything into perspective.
他在一条船上向她求婚 He proposed to her on a boat.
看起来就像莱昂纳多跟凯特站在甲板上那幕 It's like Kate and Leonardo in that scene on the deck.
- 泰坦尼克号 - 嗯 是的 - The Titanic. - Mm-hmm.
这很正常 How appropriate.
嘿 亚历克斯是你的 他一直如此 Look, Alex is yours, he always has been.
这就是所有权的证明 This is just proof of ownership.
他写这封信是几个月前了 He wrote that months ago!
- 不管怎样 他是我最好的朋友 - 不对 - And anyway he's my best friend! - No!
我才是你最好的朋友 明白没 I'm your best friend! Get it yet?
我们彼此想念 We just keep missing each other.
也许我们两个注定不能 Maybe we're just not meant to be.
好 让我试着解释这件事 Right. Let me just try and explain this
用你可以理解的话 in a language you might understand.
船 冰山 Ship. Iceberg.
船撞到冰山 Ship hits iceberg.
混乱 震惊 冰冷的海洋 Mayhem, horror, ocean of ice
亚历克斯在最后的救生艇上 and then Alex on the last lifeboat.
有一个位置 是宝芬妮吗 One space left. Is it Bethany?
还是罗西 Or Rosie?
谁会坐上去呢 Who's it going to be?
什么 你现在移民了 What? You're immigrating now?
没时间了 东西太多 你要支付超重费 Less time, more outfits. You're paying excess.
这是什么 学校郊游吗 What's this? A school outing?
我不能离开她 无论卡蒂还是托比 I couldn't leave her behind and wherever Katie goes, Toby goes.
噢 你们两个是连体婴吗 Oh, are you two an item now?
- 不对 我们只是朋友 - 不对 我们只是朋友 - No way. We're friends. - No way. We're friends.
上帝给我力量 God give me strength.
- 哎 快点 我们真的晚了了 - 放松 - Well, come on, we're really late. - Relax.
我讨厌提早到 I hate arriving early,
除此之外 我们还要在飞机上坐5 6个小时 and besides, we have a five or six hour cushion on the other side.
- 嗯 对不起 发生了什么事 - 火山灰 - Um, sorry, what's going on? - Volcanic ash.
我需要到波士顿去 I need to go to Boston!
我恐怕要告诉你 航班可能要晚5到6小时 I'm afraid it's a five to six hour delay.
先生 我理解你的失望 Sir, I understand your frustration...
我想你的航班是飞不成了 I think your cushion just burst.
慢点 我没有穿运动胸罩 Slow down! I'm not wearing a sports bra!
好 你们去拿你们的行李 OK, you guys, get your stuff!
卡蒂 拿上行李 Katie move it!
来啦 来啦 I'm coming, I'm coming!
鲁比 快 Ruby, come on!
妈 Mum!
你这趟旅程真坎坷 And you thought the flight was rough.
上车前你们必须穿好衣服 我们晚了 You'll have to get dressed in the van! We are so late!
不好意思 Excuse me?
你这里一切方式都是错的 You get everything the wrong way round over here.
- 你是 - 鲁比 - And you are? - Ruby.
见到你是我的荣幸 鲁比 A pleasure to meet you, Ruby.
同感 Likewise.
嫁给我好吗 Will you marry me?
是的 Yeah.
什麽 这不行… 这不公平 What? That's not... That's not fair!
这不行… 不可能这么容易 这不行… That's not... It can't be that easy, it's not...
我看她希望身旁所有的女人都比她肥 I think she wants all the women around her to look fat.
好 可以啦 Well, it works.
不 不 你不知道这有多不容易 No, no, you don't know how hard it is.
最後的警告 Final word of warning.
亚历克斯的喝酒几乎达到致命量 Alex can hold his drink to an almost lethal degree,
当我在18岁生日时 as I discovered on my 18th birthday,
他决定整晚喝整杯的龙舌兰 when he decided a night of tequila slammers was the way to go.
嗯 你们知道 人们都说醉了 Well, you know when people say that they were so drunk,
整个晚上啥也不知道了 that the whole night is a blank
但是你却说 决不会 不可能 and you always go, "No way, not possible."
嗯 相信我 这事有可能 Well, believe me, it's possible.
选择一个… Choosing a...
选择一个可以与你共度一生的人 Choosing the person that you want to share your life with
是我们最重要的决定之一 is one of the most important decisions any of us makes,
永远是 ever.
因为决定错了 Because when it's wrong,
你的人生就会变成灰色 it turns your life to grey.
而且有时候… And sometimes...
有时候你甚至没有意识到 Sometimes you don't even notice
直到你某天早上醒来 until you wake up one morning
然後发现许多年已经过去 and realise years have gone by.
我想我们都很知道这点 亚历克斯 We both know about that one, Alex.
你的友谊给我的生活带来了光彩和艳丽 Your friendship has brought glorious Technicolor to my life.
即使在人生最黑暗的时期 It's been there even in the darkest of times.
我都幸运地因此而活着 And I am the luckiest person alive for that gift.
我希望我没有想当然 I hope I didn't take it for granted.
我想也许我就是这样 I think maybe I did.
因为有时候 Because sometimes you don't see
最美好的事 其实就发生在你身上 that the best thing that's ever happened to you
坐在那里 就在你的鼻子下面 is sitting there, right under your nose.
但是那没关系 But that's fine, too.
真的 It really is.
因为我知道 Because I've realised that
不管你在哪 no matter where
你在做什麽 或跟谁在一起 or what you're doing, or who you're with,
我会一直一直 I will always
诚实的 真诚的 honestly, truly,
完全地爱着你 completely love you.
像姊妹关爱着兄弟一样 Like a sister loves a brother
又像朋友关爱朋友一样 and a friend loves a friend.
我将会在这永远悍卫我们的梦想 亚历克斯 I'll always stand guard over your dreams, Alex.
不管它有多奇怪多反常 No matter how weird or twisted they get.
所以 请各位 So, please, everybody,
跟我一起举杯 join me in a toast.
敬新郎与新娘 To the bride and groom.
敬新郎与新娘 To the bride and groom!
来嘛 让我看看你的舞步 Come on, show me what you've got!
不 拜托 哎 那就来吧 No, please! Well, OK then!
准备好没 Ready?
我们上 你喜欢吗 Here we go. You like it?
宝贝 宝贝 怎麽了 Baby, baby, what's up?
卡蒂 Katie?
- 卡蒂 她… - 她刚刚跑过去了 - Katie just... - She just went through here!
卡蒂 Katie?
Mom Mum?
你在这干嘛 What are you doing out here?
嗯啊 Huh?
托比吻了我 妈 Toby kissed me, Mum.
你觉得这样不好吗 Is that such a bad thing?
当然啦 Of course it is.
喂 听着 我… Hey. Look, I...
我今晚看你们两个 你们在一起很不错 I was watching you two tonight. You're good together.
你们是一组合 You're a team.
你还不懂吗 Don't you get it?
这就像你们两个接吻什么的 It would be like you two kissing or something.
我会叫他把这些都忘了 I'll just tell him to forget the whole thing.
卡蒂 那个… Katie, that...
这会是一个大错误 That would be a big mistake.
听着 如果你现在拒绝他 Look, if you reject him now,
他会再去制定生活目标 he's gonna make it his life's mission to go out there
在整个世界寻找最完美 最美丽的女孩 and meet the most perfect, beautiful girl in the world
只是 试图忘掉你 just to try and get over you.
最终他会娶另一个女人 And he'll end up marrying this other woman
并且和她度过余生 and spending the rest of his life with her.
然後 他会对自己说 她是完美的… And you know, he'll tell himself that she's perfect and...
他真的必须显得快乐 He really must be happy,
但她并不是你 你知道的 but she won't be you, you know?
但是你们两个从未吻过吗 But you two never actually kissed?
-你有吗 -当然没有 - Did you? - Of course not.
卡蒂 Katie?
托比 Toby!
我真的很抱歉 让我们假装它从未发生过 I'm really sorry. Let's just pretend it never happened...
亚历克斯 Alex?
我真的了解到 嗯啊 今晚你忘了说 I only realised, uh, tonight that you forgot.
在你18岁生日那天 Your 18th birthday,
大约喝了5杯龙舌兰 我想 about five tequila slammers in, I think,
是在你摔下凳子前… before you fell off the stool...
这就是为什麽你和宝芬妮去跳舞 So that's why you took Bethany to the dance.
然後你跟了格雷格 And you went with Greg.
嗯 再见 Well, bye.
乾杯 Cheers!
这真是太棒了 It's so nice.
自己的旅馆 亲爱的 Your own hotel, darling.
你老爹会以你为荣的 Your father would be so proud of you.
宝贝 宝贝 我们有客人来了 Babe! Babe! We've got a visitor!
你们还有房间吗 Do you have a room?
是的 当然有啦 Yes, of course.
单人 住一晚 A single, for one night.
欢迎 你是我们第一位客人 Welcome! You are our first guest.
我们之前见过吗 Have we met before?
保险套掉下来卡在我阴道里 The condom came off inside my vagina
然後我不知道它在哪 and at present I'm unable to locate it!
我 想应该没有吧 I don't think so.
鲁比 你能带我们的客人到他的房间去吗 Ruby, would you please see our guest upstairs to his room?
没问题 Of course.
香槟免费哎 And free champagne!
好啦 请跟我走… All right, follow me and then...
是的 全新的床 还有… Yeah, a brand new bed, and...
这里很宽阔 你可以看到大海 It's massive and you get to see the sea.
真的… 真的很漂亮 And it's... It's really pretty.
你会爱上它的 你会爱上它的 You'll love it. You'll love it.
喂 朋友们 Hey, guys!
- 不要啦 我想要看他 - 出去 快 出去 - No, I want to see him! - Come on, out. No, out.
我说 出去 出去 去 去 去 I said out! Come on, out, out, out!
不 可是 我想… No, but I...
嗯… Um...
所以 我想 嗯啊… So, I, uh...
我想我需要一间房 I guess I need a room.
有…有行李吗 Any baggage?
没有 No.
我都不要了 I left it behind.
那你妻子… So your wife...
也没有带 Won't be joining me.
我们都知道这不对 We both knew it wasn't right.
大海景观房还是花园景观房 Sea view or garden view?
我… 推荐海景 I... recommend the sea.
嗯 海景 Um, sea it is.
一间海景房 One room with sea view.
嗯 鲁比 你能带我们的客人到楼上自己的房间吗 Um, Ruby would you mind showing our guest upstairs
求你了 to his room? Please.
对不起 头 我现在真的很忙 在做资料 Sorry, chief, but I'm really busy doing the files right now.
嗯 请跟着我 Um, please, follow me.
所以 我在飞机上作了一个很奇怪的梦… So, I had this weird dream on the plane over...
让我猜一猜 你是个安全带上的夹子 Let me guess, you were a clip on the seatbelts?
不是 我知道了 No, I know,
你是 嗯 你是一个座舱上烦人的风扇 you were, um, a valve in those annoying fans
它吹着冷气 我不能把这东西关掉 that blow cold air on you? I can never turn those things off.
不是 No.
还不是 嗯啊… No, uh...
我还是我 I was me.
而你还是你 And you were you,
现在你站在这 很完美 standing where you are right now, perfect.
我把你抱在怀里 充满男子气概 And I took you in my arms, in a manly kind of way.
就这样 Like this.
然後说 And said,
罗西·邓恩 我能带你去跳舞吗 "Rosie Dunne, can I take you to the dance?"
迟到总比不到好 Better late than never.